A disabled malnutrionist from Wigan was inadvertantly caught in a speed trap whilst shopping in Sainsburys.
He afterwards said that his badges were unfortunately not clearly displayed and a delegate from the Society For The Wellbeing of Bee Stings, mistook him for a pile of hobnailed mushrooms, and the two ended up in the managers office, and so were severly repremanded.
All ended well however, as a ruptured spleen fitter who happened to be passing applauded the quick thinking action of a dissinherited team of Mongolian Swim Suit slicers, who photographed the whole incident, and are now selling the results of their labours to participants in the 100 metre underwater glue sniffing competition.
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